Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! I stumbled upon a pretty funny "You Know You're Irish When" site online and thought I would share a few that are particularly true:
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) You have at least one relative that is a fireman or a cop. You also have at least one aunt or uncle that is a nun or a priest.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short.
6)You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
7) You are strangely poetic after a few beers.
8) Many of your sisters or cousins are named Mary, Catherine, or Eileen.
9) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are... but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
10) You have Irish Alzheimer's. You forget everything but the grudges!
And also... for all you boys dying to kiss an Irish girl today... remember a few things:
We are charming, fiercely loyal, and loving. We are also fiery, passionate, and at times, impulsive. Our passion will lead us to be incredibly caring and attentive significant others but may also lead to cursing and the occasional fit of hysteria when we're mad. We are witty and nurturing. We can DO IT OURSELVES- but don't confuse that for us not noticing chivalry. We are stubborn and like to be right, BUT we also love our family and friends more than anything else and nothing gets in the way of that love. So choose wisely. If you fall in love with an Irish girl, two thoughts will ALWAYS bounce around in your mind- 1) I am sooo lucky and 2) What the hell have I gotten myself into?
Wishing you a rainbow
For sunlight after showers-
Miles and miles of Irish smiles
For golden happy hours-
Shamrocks at your doorway
For luck and laughter too,
And a host of friends that never ends
Each day your whole life through!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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